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10+ Titles That Are NOT Coming To Disney+

jake.bean 22 Oct 2019

Enough positivity! It's time to be negative and cynical for once. We're going to discuss all of the stuff you're not going to see on Disney+!

Who knows... maybe after this you won't even buy it!

Oh, who am I kidding? Of course you will.

1. 'Into The Woods'

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We start off our list of disappointing things about Disney+ with this awesome musical from 2014.

Maybe they're not adding it because... well, I have no idea why they wouldn't add it, to be honest.

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2. 'Planes: Fire & Rescue'

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What? Oh no! The sequel to the Cars spinoff isn't going to be on Disney+?

Well, if there's one person in the world outraged by this, please comment so I know who you are.

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3. 'The Lone Ranger'

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Well, it's no surprise this movie won't be on Disney+.

It was a flop critically and financially. Plus, a whole lot of people got mad at Johnny Depp for this one.

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4. 'John Carter'

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Well, this rip-off of Avatar (which itself was a rip-off of so many movies, so it's a rip-off on many levels!) didn't make the cut for Disney+.

Sorry, John Carter. Better luck next streaming service.

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5. 'G-Force'

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This movie about spy Guinea Pigs isn't going to make it to Disney+. I know, I know, it's almost unbelievable.

Please, no, keep back your tears. Save them for a better movie.

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6. 'Bridge To Terabithia'

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Remember those tears I was talking about? You can bring them back now.

Not only because this movie isn't making it to Disney+, but also now you have to remember the ending of Bridge To Terabithia.

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7. 'National Treasure'

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Well... it's safe to say that Disney+ is not worth buying.

If they're not going to have this national treasure on their streaming service, they won't be getting my business.

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8. 'Holes'

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What? Are you kidding me? They're neglecting the movie that defined a whole generation? That solidified Shia LaBeouf as a movie star?

Well, I'm not just shocked, I'm also offended.

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9. 'Tarzan'

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Wha... What's the point of keeping this one off of Disney+?

I understand some of the other ones, but they're going to keep Tarzan off! It was the end of the Disney renaissance!

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10. 'Prince Of Persia'

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Bet you didn't know this was a Disney movie. Bet you didn't see this movie at all. Unless, of course, you're Jake Gyllenhaal. Who knows I'm only joshing, some people saw the movie.

Mad people.

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11. 'Frankenweenie'

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No! This Tim Burton classic... er... iconic... um... alright this Tim Burton movie isn't going to make it on to Disney+!

That's pretty lame, this movie was actually pretty decent.

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12. 'Million Dollar Arm'

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Well, the only reason this wouldn't be on Disney+ is because Disney forgot they made this movie. Heck, I'm fairly sure that everyone forgot this movie existed.

Well, until now at least.

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13. 'Song Of The South'

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What? This undeniably racist Disney film isn't going to be on Disney+? Well color me surprised, but not you Disney.

You and this movie should stop trying to be this colorful.

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14. 'Mighty Ducks'

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This one I can kind of understand... it does feature a guy drinking and driving. But then again, they should keep Dumbo off if they're so anti-drinking.

It's an animal getting drunk, don't tell me I'm wrong!

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15. 'Cool Runnings'

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Are they... are they keeping this movie off of Disney+ because it's racist? Is it racist? I dunno... maybe I'm not woke enough to comment on this movie.

Nevertheless, it's not going to be on Disney+

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16. 'Air Bud'

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Well, this is an insult to dogs everywhere. Where else are they supposed to find an idol? Paw Patrol? That movie is a cartoon and just not realistic.

Not like Air Bud.

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17. 'Homeward Bound'

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Alright, another insult to dogs everywhere! Does Disney have something against dogs or something?

I know they have something against cats. I've seen the Lion King. Many, many times.

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For more answers, check out the Twitter page.

Twitter | @NotOnDisneyPlus

If one of your favorite movies wasn't mentioned on this list, don't worry, it still might not make it to Disney+!

Just check out Not On Disney+ on Twitter. Never give up on disappointment!

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