Have you ever seen something so ridiculous that you have to take a second and really think about it? I mean, for me it happens on the daily. But I work on the internet, so that's to be expected.
Most people don't come across a real head-scratcher all that often. So, when you have a bunch of bits this ridic back-to-back, you just know people are fixin' to get shook!
Honestly, this is the type of thing that makes me want to pass out with cringe. Just imagine having your foot fondled by an actual stranger. Gah!
Sometimes, you just gotta keep a record in case you need proof.
My best advice would be to change your name, skip town, sell all of your belongings, and start a new life.
The demon may still follow you, but it's worth a shot.
Sure, being uneducated is hard, but being dead is even harder. Well, actually, it's the dying part that's hard, but still.
I'm just about done with ants. All they do is carry crap around, pile up sand, and crawl into my shorts whenever I pass out in a bush. Get a life, ants!
I don't see how things can get any worse. This just seems like the bottom of the barrel as far as unfortunate events go.
It's time to move on and fork out a couple grand for a new one, which is probably easier than trying to reclaim this chair.
This dog looks like he steals cigarettes and runs around on the dark side of town.
Well, I don't actually see a giant brain, but I know there's one in there. I mean, just look at the size of his head.
Maybe then people wouldn't just assume I'm dead just because I passed out in a bush.
Despite the unholiness of it all, I'm still behind this promotion. Everyone knows Ben & Jerry's ain't cheap, and a girl's gotta have her ice cream.
That spider is hella huge, and I'm not here for that kinda arachnid.
Just imagine how many angry men in tight, skinny jeans are taking the bus right now. Honestly, public transit must be near jam-packed.
New game controllers can be expensive and if you have the know-how to fix them, it makes sense to try.
Except this is what's inside. Years of gamer gunk.
Why he is up there or how he managed it, I don't know, but he probably started regretting it by morning rush hour.
You're driving along, minding your own business, when suddenly the truck in front of you loses its cargo, which happens to be a massive drum of white paint.
But it's a million times worse when you learn it came from: the neck of a two-month-old kitten.
As someone mosquitoes love to chow down on, I need to know where this was taken so that I can never go there.
But when this guy found millions of dead bug babies under his linoleum, I would have noped the heck out of there.
Who does this?!?!?!?!
I'm going to be seeing this in my nightmares for the rest of eternity. Thanks, I hate it.
But this art hanging in an ice cream shop is literally a hit.
Can you not just leave a note and call it a day? Why does everything have to be so dramatic?
These fishes are just clinging to life, and you're taking a picture for Twitter. Aquaman would be shaking his head right now.
I know I asked for seven modifications to my drink, but can you reserve the judgement for the person who orders decaf in the morning?
