Have you ever seen the "If I fits, I sits!" meme about the fat cat attempting to lay down in a tiny box? Well, that kinda echoes the sentiment I'm about to lay down for y'all.
Just because you can do something that's clearly stupid doesn't mean you should do something that's clearly stupid. I'm telling you this because the government doesn't have the funds to put out a PSA.
For starters, there is zero privacy. I have nothing to follow that up with. That should be enough.
This car is still inherently unsafe, regardless of how well this duct tape holds it together.
If anything, it just makes your car look a little extra adorable, but that's about it. Call a mechanic and get it fixed.
You can't go halfsies on this kind of thing. Just buckle up and get it done, or rock a little fluff and call it a day.
I don't care how drunk you are. This is the stupidest possible thing you could ever do.
Apparently, natural selection is still alive and well.
Public transit is a privilege, not a right. I think that we all need to be reminded of that every now and again.
In which case, get on in here. There's enough cardboard to hide the both of us.
Don't mess with my coffee or I'll mess with your entire life. You don't want to test me on this one.
Most bad decisions start off as a good decision that goes terribly wrong.
I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just looking out for your overall well-being.
You know where the straws supposed to go, so stop acting so stupid.
This is the single most disgusting thing I've seen all day, and I work on the internet, so that's saying a lot.
Exhibit A: This guy right here.
So if you're in the same situation as this guy, I would urge you to shave it all off.
They grow up and become overwhelmed with the control they have over their own lives, and then they get weird tattoos.
I'm pretty sure if you had asked literally anyone, they would have told you that it's just a fancy butt washing station for the wealthy.
Going inside would be much easier. Trust me on this one.
We are learning to paint with hot dogs, because apparently we don't deserve higher brain functioning capabilities.
Sure, you have all the same interests and values, but he pops his collar, so you know it just won't work out.
Just kidding. Obviously, I know I shouldn't be doing either.
Honestly, who drinks from a toilet? And also, who sits on a toilet you can drink from? I just have so many questions about this one.
Sure, this looks stupid, but I challenge you to find somewhere else to put a smartphone when you're wearing four square inches of clothes with no pockets to be found.
Like a teardrop, tribal detailing, or the phrase "Hakuna Matata." If it's not timeless, then it's not worth it.
