16+ People Who Found A Way To Color Outside The Lines Of Life

Now that this person has started training these turtles, they figure it's only a matter of time before they have their own personal bodyguards.

I've already seen one British commenter express how much they hate this. Not just because of the goldfish, but because they tend to call potato chips "crisps."

I'm not sure whether those are small donuts or that's a massive shrimp, but I'm not sure I want to find out how well sprinkles go with seafood.

After all, how many people can say their cat would let them balance three cans on its head?

This person may be a drunken cat whisperer, but they're apparently still just as effective when rambling incoherently.

I'm also not sure how good of a guitar pick this will be, but it seems happy enough. One thing's for sure, though. Nobody will mess around with your instrument as long as this is attached to it.

Apparently, someone made this as a means of recreating a Germanic folk creature called a Wolpertinger.

It's part duck, part beaver, and part whatever they got those horns from. Am I the only one who actually thinks it looks kind of cute?

I guess it's just as well that I didn't think of this when I got mine out because I'm not sure they came out intact enough to even do this.

No wonder I looked like the Michelin Man when all was said and done.

It kind of makes me wonder, though. Is it cheaper to take care of a horse or to maintain a motorcycle?

I'm kind of leaning towards motorcycle, but I'll admit I don't really have any experience with either of them.

After all, that does not look like the face of a cat that's OK with getting its position usurped.

It wants that impostor to feel every nibble on its "whiskers."

You know how a parent can buy their kid a super elaborate toy only to discover that they're having way more fun with the box it came in?

This feels like the adult version of that.

And I have to admit that I would probably do something like this too, but I've established by this point that I am not very dexterous.

Seriously, if you want to be saddened and frustrated at the same time, just watch me try to use chopsticks.

You may think it's gross and you'll likely have even stronger feelings if you're an arachnophobe, but I think it's still hard not to admit that this is pretty metal.

I know my bias against these vegetables makes me a monster, but I'd still much rather bob for apples.

The unicycle and the flaming bagpipes are an established part of his whole deal, but it's apparently more normal for him to wear a Darth Vader outfit.

I guess we can say that he's taking coronavirus seriously. Emphasis on "I guess."

But in a strange way, I guess I can see how it could be kind of comforting. After all, how are the monsters supposed to get you when your choice of decor makes even them uncomfortable?

I can recall that lots of kids did that. No, what I'm impressed by is the fact that he made it this far without falling and seriously injuring himself.

I can't wait for that bluntslide on the light fixtures.

Frankly, I'm just impressed that they were able to get this sticky hand to stretch out that far.

Any version of this I've touched would've snapped and hit me in the face at least five steps ago.

I would definitely call the decision to sing his famous "I love you, you love me" song in a death metal voice a pretty risky move, too.

After all, those who might be turned off by this probably had another place picked out a long time ago.

To many others, this would just come as very refreshing news.

And so, what would otherwise be some terrified kittens can huddle safely under her protective warmth.

Awww.