The world can always find ways to shock and surprise people — I mean, who would have thought that Taylor Swift would have gotten so angry about Netflix putting a joke about her dating record offensive? She always seemed so calm and level-headed!
Anyway, that aside, please enjoy these 15+ people who expected the worst and got...well, this.
I did not expect for this image to genuinely upset me as much as it has. I feel physically repulsed by imagining someone doing this...and then eating it.
This is like the start of a cat sitcom, with the voiceover on the last image saying "Yep, that's me, you may wonder how I ended up here. Well..."
If your heart rate is going this high when you're having "a movement" like this, eat more fibre man!
In fairness, I suppose that this place must get a lot of business from dads just for the sake of supporting this sign!
Okay, so we've got a bit of competition for the dad joke of the year it seems. This one certainly took a lot more planning and...well, spam to be consumed.
"Sure, I might have died, but it's not like I stayed dead!"
"So, you're saying that you were...tree-born?"
"Go away."
Nobody said that you have to give up something you like for lent, I don't think. This guy is just playing the system!
I am torn between whether this looks more like a cat or an owl...or one of the evil gremlins!
The idea of what would have happened if it had landed on a person is quite unsettling. I'm sure that the person would have been...fine?
Being a human baseball isn't an easy job by any means, but someone out there has to do it!
What a lovely way to turn something which could be quite a sombre monument into something adorable. I'm not crying, you are!
Someone pointed out that this cat is clearly hunting down other cats, killing them, and then building a new skin out of its victims.
I would have expected for a decade of sitting in a cupboard to do much worse to a ball of Play-Doh.
These boots are actually designed to confuse people who might be following you.
Yes, but why can't you just buy one of these bags, and swap the t shirts out for your cereal and keep this in your kitchen? Excuse me, I need to go and buy some of these t shirts.
This is one of the last things you want to see on a plane's wing, after a gremlin that is.
"I thought you said that we were having fried egg on toast?"
"We are."
"But, this is just a piece of toast with a melted toy car on it?"
I think that this is some pretty nifty handiwork actually, provided that it works and this isn't just decorative and the door swings open whenever it feels like.
As far as tan lines go, this one is going to be pretty hard to cover...well, unless they just wear the mask 24/7 until next winter which is looking to be their best option.
In my experience, ordering used things online is an absolute nightmare, but this is like something out of a fairytale...a fairytale sponsored by eBay that is.
