Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages, step right up and watch the fool on the internet talk Game Of Thrones! Come on folks! Two bits a gander!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, people of all ages, step right up and watch the fool on the internet talk Game Of Thrones! Come on folks! Two bits a gander!
Watch yourself folks, I hear tell stories about spoilers ridin' round these here parts. So if y'all haven't seen Game Of Thrones up to Season 8, Episode 5, then I reckon you should just high tail it outta here.
Let's have a quick chat about the newest episode of Game Of Thrones. That is, the fifth episode of the eighth season, titled: 'The Bells'.
We'll recap, talk theories and be done in time for tea.
So hot I'm surprised "The Merrymen" weren't kicking around! Oh yeah, that's the absolute pinnacle of comedy folks. Don't you worry, there's much more to come, just keep reading.
Besides some of the cool named characters, including the Lannister twins, a whole bunch of unnamed people in King's Landing were burned by Dany going all psycho.
And that was young Arya.
She was attempting to carry people out of the city, being all heroic and stuff. I mean, she is a Stark, and they tend to be pretty caring.
Escaped, I mean, not save people.
I mean, how is it that she managed to literally dodge dragon fire while everyone else burned away?
In the words of my editor, it was "dumb AF".
Editors note: it was dumb AF.
Seriously, she was so battered when she got out of King's Landing that she should've died from blood loss alone! Then again, who dies from blood loss in TV shows?
Dumb AF indeed, dumb AF indeed...
Oooh, now that's a title.
What kind of symbolism do you think D&D (creators David Benioff & D.B. Weiss) are working with here?
According to the internet, they can't even wipe their own rears!
I honestly can't get enough of these things. I love how the internet comes up with all sorts of theories about how the show is/might go, only to be terribly disappointed.
I'd like to take a moment to point out just how beautifully shot this scene was. Hats off to whoever was in charge of putting this together.
And even though we've seen Arya nearly die a few times throughout the series now, this could be the real deal.
So if Bible verses are kind of your thing, this theory could be really be resonating with you right now.
If they're not your thing, don't worry, we have more proof.
You couldn't miss it. It was also white as the snow the Starks surround themselves in.
Ready to take her vengeful spirit to the seven hells.
With all the murder she's committed? I don't think so, and she doesn't even follow the lord of light! Heathen scum.
People on Twitter are looking at this theory like it might be true. There's really only one way to find out... if Arya appears in anything but a coffin next episode, we'll know for sure.
So I'll have to call the whole thing bogus. I'm sorry theorizers, maybe next time you should write a theory that's more in tune with my beliefs.
So while this theory would be wild, I wouldn't go betting on Arya's death in any betting pools today.
We're still crossing our fingers for a wild finale!
Do you think Arya is d-e-a-d, dead?
Or do you think she'll come back in the next episode for another sneak kill? Obviously, I hope she's alive, lest I become one of the worst things to be... wrong.