Don't get me wrong — being a woman comes with a lot of benefits. But, there are some definite downsides to womanhood as well like... bras. Plus, the expectation that we do it all (and by "all" I mean work, take care of the kids, and the house) while still looking fabulous. Give me a break.
Thankfully, there are some people out there online who get the struggle that is being a modern woman and provided us with a few humorous takes.
Every single email I've gotten in my inbox lately is trying to say that they hope the email "finds me well," but in reality, they know that I am not well.
Who really wants to go out and meet someone when you can swipe through every single application known to mankind to find someone to love me?
Everything is cute! On the hanger that is. And not coming out of my wallet or credit card! Cute, cute, cute, if I lost 10 pounds and had an extra $200 to stop with.
Why do all of these girls on social media look so cute with low ponytails and I really look like I'm going to chop down a tree in the forest?
High waisted jeans were made for me because it hides all of the food that I gorged into my mouth while watching Bravo last night on the couch.
Wearing something to the office and then hitting the town immediately after has not been something I do, because honestly, I don't want to go anywhere but home.
I love having people over but honestly, I have a bed time and I really want you all to leave so I can shower and decompress before I zonk out.
Imagine women could combine all of their stress to power the world? Forget it, we would absolutely save the planet and run everything.
I want to go up to them and pull up a chair saying, "Spill the tea, please!" I need all of the dirty details before I choose sides.
It's really me v. my uterus every single month. I'm sorry that you decorated so nicely but honestly, it doesn't have to be this bad!
Bras are like a huge handcuff that keeps me angry and aggressive all the time. Once they are gone, oh man, it's like a weight off my shoulders (literally).
