5. Ron Jack Foley 

I actually can't find this guy's age on the internet, but I don't even care, he's making it on the list. Look at that flow!

6. Garrett Swann – 47

As my grandmother would say, "he can put his slippers under my bed any day!"

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7. Alessandro Manfredini – 47

Tattoos? Check. Beard? Check. Swagger? Double check. 

8. T. Michael – 50 

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.