Jealousy — what is it? An emotion? A mental state? An evil thing that possesses you and ruins everything it touches?!
Head spinning, friendship ruining, projectile vomiting, dead priests — the last two might be questionable — my god, when it gets out of control it really gets out of control!
Anyway, it's always an excellent day for an exorcism, and these people definitely need one!
1. Got naughty with the noodles last night
2. There's a relationship worth leaving
3. Cool it, lady
4. Congrats, you're a psycho
The next person definitely needs to chill...