Staying positive is pretty hard, especially since we are basically living in a political trash can fire. That's why it's so important that we all have a little laugh every now and then.
Don't worry, you're not in the line of fire here. Instead, we are going to have some full belly chuckles at someone else's expense, which automatically makes it that much more fun. Amirite?
I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I have dreams that I'm rolling into my high school reunion, looking all fresh and ready to show everyone up. But then I wake up and remember I still haven't had a glo up.
I can't say that it's for me, but it's definitely...interesting.
What type of bougie high school is this? This must be what private school looks like.
Just think about it, when you're at the beach, no one will have to ask you how you got your rockin' bod because they'll already know it's probably from your plant-based diet.
If you're gonna attempt to make a dashboard breakfast on your way to work, then at least make it a filling meal.
I need full protective armor and a face shield to make bacon and eggs. They're just necessary.
I'm not even impressed, I'm just worried about all the plastic that's gone to waste that you probably won't even attempt to recycle.
I don't know if wearing an extra pair of underwear could help the situation, but I appreciate your creativity.
I'm no art connoisseur, but this is clearly a statement piece that I wouldn't mind hanging up in my dining room.
Making a tired kid fall on his face isn't exactly a fair fight, but I can understand the need to be petty to people who won't give you attention.
If the answer is no, then go about your day exactly the way you would have before thoughts of oversharing came to mind.
This is the game that never ends, so choose your battles wisely.
This is pretty much the happiest plant I have ever seen. Someone get me a few of these to plant in my garden because it's looking pretty sad right about now.
Some people would think this is a tad ridiculous, but I think it's adorable.
Hopefully she's not sexually active right now. I think it's safe to say this girl needs a sex ed class, stat.
