When we've had one too many alcoholic beverages, we're not exactly operating at our highest intellectual level. In fact, I think it's safe to say we make our worst, most pointless, and most questionable decisions while we're intoxicated.
Drink responsibly, people. You never know where your bad decisions might take you. Who knows? You could end up on the side of the road in handcuffs because you decided to take a toy truck for an evening joyride.